Anywho, I was inspired by T-Pain's song "Therapy" [shout outs to pandora..] This is a funnysong to me.. because he's singing in a very sweet way but he's saying
"One two three four, get yourself up up out my door, five six seven eight, i don't need your stuff I'll masturbate... Can't handle the pressure of you"
Funny right? But this is exactly how I feel about my last relationship. I love intimacy.. but she made masturbation seem very attractive to me. YES! I masturbate! Show me someone who doesn't and I'll show you a liar. Masturbation is GREAT and I think that more women especially should do some self-lovin cause if you don't know how to make yourself bust one, you can't tell a man (or woman) how to. Gotta know your spots!
But seriously....
When I'm horny, my judgment and standards kind of go out the window for a minute. I've found myselves in situations with knuckle-heads just cause I wanted to bust one. When I masturbate, it puts things in perspective for me. I just want an orgasm. I don't want to talk to anyone, I don't want anyone breathing or sweating on me. I just want a nut. Also, I'm kinda selfish, and I don't wanna bring someone to orgasm if I'm horny... Masturbation helps me avoid all these situations is 9-13 easy minutes. Yes, I time myself. LOL
Ok.. I didn't really mean to write an entry about wackin off.. lol.. thats what happens when ya don't plan!
-C
1 comment:
Uh-oh, keep that up and you'll go blind! Haha...that's definitely not true...if it was, I would have been blind by the time I was 18...
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