Monday, April 6, 2009


Ok, I wanna blog.. but I'm lazy.. so I came across this survey about SEX and I figure.. what the hell.. It's a good conversation starter.. LOL.. This survey includes all of my sexual experiences [male and female].. I kno I'm about to feel real exposed... but what the hell.. People need to feel more open about SEX!!! This is my effort to make people stop being so damn pru-dish...

What is it that you absolutely need sexually? an orgasm.. thats always the goal

What is something you have always wanted to try? I've always wanted to tie a muhfucka up..

What is something you have never done in bed before? squirted.

What time of day do you like to have sex? dusk... who am i kidding.. sex is good any time of day! LOL

What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? my partner bite their lip..

How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? puh-lease, my hands wander before the kiss.. ''please excuse my hands'' was once dedicated to me by my stripper friend... and there's an interesting story behind that.

If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Most likely excited unless it was a older family member..

Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Yes.. thats how you catch Mad Cow disease..

Have you ever faked an orgasm? Yes, it was 3am and I wanted her to get the hell off me, I was sleepy.

What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? Oh, all of it. LOL

Do you have any sexual regrets? Yes.. ugh.

If a lover cheated on you would you take them back? Pending a negative STD test.. we could still fuck if the sex was good.. but they wouldn't be on my team.

How Important is sex in your life? Very.

How Important is love in your life? Ehhh.. not so much.

What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf? When she threatened to commit suicide and I told her to go head. I was dead serious.

Do you believe in make-up sex? Yes.. It's great.

Have you ever told a complete stranger something you kept from a lover? Yep.

Have you ever had a one night stand? No.

Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so? Naw, I never know I'm rebounding till after the fact.

Who did you lose your virginity to? Ya kno.. thats debateable..

When and Where did you lose your virginity? my bed-room... or his..

If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back? The virginity experience? Change it.

Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant? HELL NO! Who do I look like? Ew..

Where would you have sex in public? A dressing room

Would you ever have sex while at work? Naw. I need the cheddar.

Would you have sex in the corner of a department store? No. Ew.

Would you have sex in the rain? Sure.

What movie makes you horny? Love and Basketball, Brown Sugar.. is it a coincidence that Sanaa Lathan is in both of those? LOL

What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp? 3

How many do you wish you could have? Call me crazy, but I'd rather have 1 explosive one.. cause multiple ones are too little for me..

What do you like Trimed,Shaved or natural? It doesn't need to be out of hand... I like a clean workspace... so if you expect me to put my mouth on it.. there doesn't need to be any hair.. but I don't like it bald...

Would you have sex in a dressing room? Look above.

What sounds do you like to hear during sex? Let me tell yall one time I asked this girl to say my name.. She said it all sexy-like.. I almost nutted on myself..

What sounds do you make during sex? I'm usually pretty quiet.. when I get horny, I growl.. Never fails.. and when the orgasm is REALLY good.. I moan like a bitch.

What words do you love to hear during sex? None, sex ain't time for conversation!

What do you yell during an orgasm? "Don't Stop!"

How many times a week do you like to have sex? 2 or 3, I need something to de-stress.. but I don't want it so much that I get bored with you or sore..

Do you want to try the 69 position? I have. Don't like it.

What are your three fav. positions? I like being on the bottom, doggy-style.. and I like sitting on faces..

What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body? My ears, behind my knees and my hips

Top or Bottom? Easier to make me cum if i'm on the bottom, but I can get my nutt on the top.

Bedroom or other room? bed-room.

Lights on or off? I don't want the lights on flourescent.. cause you gotta set the mood, but I don't want it pitch dark cause I'm visual.. I wanna see.

Public or Private? Private.. Ew.

Partially or Entirely naked? completely.. I can NOT cum if I have clothes on.. No joke.

Oil & Lotion or Candles & Egyptian Cotton Sheets? Oils and Lotion, I don't do candle wax..

Naughty Videos or Hott Photos? Videos.. fotos do nothing for me.

Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather? NAKED

Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle? Slow and Hard.. mmmmm..

Standing up or Laying down? I can't cum if I'm standing.

Soft or Firm touch? a perfect blend of the 2.

Under Covers or On top? Depends.

Would you ever have sex in your childhood bedroom? Seeing as thats someone elses house now.. prolly No..

Have you ever hooked up on a swing set? LOL, No.

Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo? Yea.

Any New Positions you havent done but want to try? Naw. Meaning I need to go back to the drawing board.

Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore? Naw.

Are there any secret desires you have never told? Naw.

Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex? Kitchen counter or bathroom sink.

What is your favorite thing about sex? The opportunity I have to have complete control over someone's physical pleasure.. being the reason behind someone's extacy.. I love to be someone's drug.

What is your favorite sexual setting? My dorm-room, with soft music playing (like floetry or d'angelo), window open, blinds up and our only light is the street-lights outside.

Whats your Favorite position? Don't have one.

Would you ever work out nude? No.

Would you have sex on the bench press? Ooohh.. good idea.

Would you ever fool around in a movie theater? I would and have.

Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf? I have.

Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf? I have.

Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person? More.

Who was on your mind while you did this survey? Strangley enough, myself. LOL naw seriously.. many people.. I ain't naming names.


Organic Meatbag said...

Hehehehe... I am still baffled by the question about fucking on a swing set! Who thinks of these questions?

Don't Be a Slut said...

I just realized I'm either old or a prude. Have no idea what "squirting" is, and not sure I want to know.