Whats up yall, feeling more and more like myself everyday. That ninja took some things out of me. Hadn't even realized it until earlier today. I'm good tho. The Kidd will b ok!
Today I let this white girl interview me. She's writing a paper on black people who identify as LGBT. I always love the questions white people ask about us. She asked me if I preferred black or african-american. I hadn't even thought about it. Its funny the things white people think are important to us aren't and vice versa. Charlize Therron is African-American. I'm black.
Speaking of black, my roomie's flat-ironing my friends hair. It's 11 at night. Where the fuck you going and why you wan have my room smellin like hot scalp? Ugh.
Speaking of again.. LOL, I'm watching MoNique's new show and she has Chris Rock and Nia Long talking about his new Doc "Good Hair"... Dude's going around interveiwing people askin them what 'good hair' is.. I'm ROLLIN'. This bitch talking about her hair's imported straight from Malaysia. PLEASE point to the country on a map!
I thought so.
Yall, its something on my spirit today. First of all, facebook ain't nothing but the devil. It ain't facebook's fault. Its the users. I just wanna network socially like the site says. Basic-Bitches have turned it into something different. Anyway, whats on my spirit is people's facebook's status. Now yall know that I wrote that entry on "Facebook Religion" couple months ago. A good good muy bueno friend of mind has fbook religion bad. Its so ignant to me. Ain't nothin like God yall, Its one of my most important relationships. I wouldn't make a mockery of the relationship I have with my momma or my heartbreaker via my facebook status so why would I do it to my God?
People so fake, thats what it all comes down to..
THEN, bitches be talking about "I'mma fuck this female up.. blah blah blah.. put her in the hospital...." for one, fighting is barbaric.. thats just me. Two, you ain't gon do shit if you talking about it on facebook. Three, just because she stepped on your tennis shoes or smiled at your boyfriend no reason to fuck her up.. Dag.
Like I said earlier, I'm watching MoNique's show.. Chris talkin about 'good hair'. I used to say that my older brother had 'good hair' because it was soft and curly.. My mom HATED that I said that and ALWAYS corrected me. Not to mention the fool's hair is really nappy he was just brushing it down real good.. (Remind me to show yall a pic of dude with an afro) Anyway....
I have good hair.
Nappy as hell, thick as hell. But people lust after dreadheads. I stay with someone tryna touch my hair. This one white girl asks to touch it EVERY time she sees me. Black guys like it the most... (Idk what people are talking about black men wanna sista with a perm...) I told yall about dude that had an orgasm when I said he could touch 'em... and HeartBreaker? When we first met she was like "ooohhhh... ya dreads are soft... " thats when I knew she like-ded me.. or was atleast sexually attracted.. (I ain't sure like ME yet... )
Get some dreads... see if ya life don't change. Am I tall? Nope.. Am I cute? Not everday.. lol.. Its the locs yall.
But one day I shall shave them and give 'em to somebody? Why? Cause I want an afro like Angela Davis... before that, a mohawk...
Ok, I must wrap up.. Nia Long talking about what "Weave Sex" is.
Song of the Day:. "Wetter" Twista (I know its a repeat.. but there's a reason)
I ♥ CHEEKS!
-C
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Randomz.
So yall know how I had the Ninja and what not. One of the symptoms was a headache. I'm starting to think that the headache ain't have shit to do with the other symptoms cause it was still going strong up until this afternoon. Yall, I've been up since 4am. I'm too tired to tell if I'm sleepy. Not to mention I haven't gotten more than 3 hours of sleep at a time this whole week. Between these weird as dreams, this headache, my roomate's loud ass and my phone blowing up?
No coma-tose for me.
And yall know how much I cherish my sleep. If I had to chose between food and sleep? Sleep... Tv and sleep? Sleep. Blogging and Sleep? Sleep (Sorry yall..) Sex and Sleep? Ok... well, I just went too far.. hahahaha... but trust Sleep will come after you hit this!
Ok, thats enough sleep-orgasming..
I still really don't have a topic. I just stood under the shower for 5 minutes tryna think of something. Nothing. A nigga ain't gonna have a topic everyday. I ain't getting paid enough.
So... I just have some random anecdotes...
Ya know what I've always wanted to do? Have sex with the pizza man. Now I just got a pizza delivered to me and the pizza-man wasn't even cute.. but wouldn't that be fly? It'll happen before I die. (If I have permission).. Also with the cable guy... now, he's usually cute. Not the mailman tho, he probably fucking everybody. Cause if I was a mailman? I would.
Ya know what grinds my gears? (this might be a new segment in the blog) White people with dreads.. For one, I just don't understand. How does that work out? Now with my hair? I SAID loc and it was like 'ok! finally something I can do!' Its another one of those "Can black people have ANYTHING?" situations... Selfish Muthafuckas... Real talk, some1 let me know how white people do that to their hair.. I'm curious. It can't be the same method negroids use.. ?
Yall, I been tryna give yall this advice for a minute. When you're 'with' someone and someone else flirts with you? Or anything 'funny' happens? Tell your mate. I learned this from my mom. (she thinks that I'm niiave about how women especially are around me) Cause evidently people flirt with me or something and if it got back to Heartbreaker from a mouth that wasn't mine? I look guilty. So I sure do tell her everything. Cause I love my boo and I'm an angel ;)
This new Trey Songz album? Goes HARRDDD. Its the one thing me and my roomie can get along about.. LOL, (well not the one thing. She's cool for the most part..) I' feel like I've told yall this before.. But I just love it.
Well, I've turned on Frankie and Neffie's fool asses cause my cousin keeps tellin' me to. Gonna lay down cause I have a feelin' I might get a solid night of sleep.
Song of the Day:. "Jupiter Love" -Trey Songz
-C
No coma-tose for me.
And yall know how much I cherish my sleep. If I had to chose between food and sleep? Sleep... Tv and sleep? Sleep. Blogging and Sleep? Sleep (Sorry yall..) Sex and Sleep? Ok... well, I just went too far.. hahahaha... but trust Sleep will come after you hit this!
Ok, thats enough sleep-orgasming..
I still really don't have a topic. I just stood under the shower for 5 minutes tryna think of something. Nothing. A nigga ain't gonna have a topic everyday. I ain't getting paid enough.
So... I just have some random anecdotes...
Ya know what I've always wanted to do? Have sex with the pizza man. Now I just got a pizza delivered to me and the pizza-man wasn't even cute.. but wouldn't that be fly? It'll happen before I die. (If I have permission).. Also with the cable guy... now, he's usually cute. Not the mailman tho, he probably fucking everybody. Cause if I was a mailman? I would.
Ya know what grinds my gears? (this might be a new segment in the blog) White people with dreads.. For one, I just don't understand. How does that work out? Now with my hair? I SAID loc and it was like 'ok! finally something I can do!' Its another one of those "Can black people have ANYTHING?" situations... Selfish Muthafuckas... Real talk, some1 let me know how white people do that to their hair.. I'm curious. It can't be the same method negroids use.. ?
Yall, I been tryna give yall this advice for a minute. When you're 'with' someone and someone else flirts with you? Or anything 'funny' happens? Tell your mate. I learned this from my mom. (she thinks that I'm niiave about how women especially are around me) Cause evidently people flirt with me or something and if it got back to Heartbreaker from a mouth that wasn't mine? I look guilty. So I sure do tell her everything. Cause I love my boo and I'm an angel ;)
This new Trey Songz album? Goes HARRDDD. Its the one thing me and my roomie can get along about.. LOL, (well not the one thing. She's cool for the most part..) I' feel like I've told yall this before.. But I just love it.
Well, I've turned on Frankie and Neffie's fool asses cause my cousin keeps tellin' me to. Gonna lay down cause I have a feelin' I might get a solid night of sleep.
Song of the Day:. "Jupiter Love" -Trey Songz
-C
Monday, October 5, 2009
Ninja!
Ok, stop hyperventalating.. I'm back.
Girl, a nigga has been sick! I used to not get sick, I mean I used to be that cocky fool that said "I don't get sick" to people.. I've been sick TWICE this year already! In April I had laryngitis, which is something you can't "catch", so that might be an excption, but this time it was some type of virus. I hate when doctors say that... WTF is a 'virus' or a 'bug'.. nigga I didn't ask about a volkswagen! I want my sickness to have a name and a medicine asile in Walgreens.
Yall, I woke up at 5:30 on Saturday morning with a fever of 104. I thought about calling 911. LOL. I'mma horrible sick person. I walked accross the hall to get some water, took 2 more sudafed and woke up at like 7 or 8.. My sheets were SOAKED, my shirt, boxers.. everything. I even took a picture of my pillow case. I'll put it up here in a minute. Naw, I'll twitpic it. Anywho, I truly sweat out that fever in a 60 degree room. I hate sweating, yall. Its not cute when you sick..
Got so bad even my hair looks sick... and I can't even explain how that looks but my locs don't look the same. They need to be pulled or somethin. I ain't shook 'em since Thursday. LOL
I probably would've gotten better faster if I had a good environment for a sick person to be in. My roomates and seemed like 100 of their friends decided to get GOOD and drunk and be billegerant till like 3 or 4 in the morning. Now yall know I'm gay for alcohol but not when young muhfuckas who can't handle they liquor are in my space. I'm an old school drinker, I like to get drunk and go to sleep... They think they gotta be up running up and down the hall all night to have a good drunk night.. Negative. And every 5 minutes a muthafucka was throwin up in my toilet!! You better believe on Sunday morning I told them they had to clean that shit up... Rediculous. I'm so not able. There's only one type of body fluid I like.. well, 2... and that I ain't one... Whooooo.. naw.
I don't have a topic to discuss today, yall. My mind has been high off various medications in addition to the regular ones I have to take everyday. I really want to go running to give my mind a break, but I reckon I need to get all the way better before I pass out somewhere on a tredmill or 4th street.
Being sick is no fun, I mean frustration like no other. I was frustrated almost to the point of tears. I hate laying around, but thats whatcha gotta do sometimes. Take care of yall's selves people. Or find a pretty girl with a pretty smile to help (Thanks, cheeks.. I owe you.)
Some1 shoot me some topics to write about...? I'm dry.
Song of the Day:. "I'm going in" -DJ Capcom's mix tape... (Wayne, Drizzy)
OH! and in reference to my title? When I say Ninja, I mean sickness.. Like.. I got the Ninja! Ya know..?
-C
Girl, a nigga has been sick! I used to not get sick, I mean I used to be that cocky fool that said "I don't get sick" to people.. I've been sick TWICE this year already! In April I had laryngitis, which is something you can't "catch", so that might be an excption, but this time it was some type of virus. I hate when doctors say that... WTF is a 'virus' or a 'bug'.. nigga I didn't ask about a volkswagen! I want my sickness to have a name and a medicine asile in Walgreens.
Yall, I woke up at 5:30 on Saturday morning with a fever of 104. I thought about calling 911. LOL. I'mma horrible sick person. I walked accross the hall to get some water, took 2 more sudafed and woke up at like 7 or 8.. My sheets were SOAKED, my shirt, boxers.. everything. I even took a picture of my pillow case. I'll put it up here in a minute. Naw, I'll twitpic it. Anywho, I truly sweat out that fever in a 60 degree room. I hate sweating, yall. Its not cute when you sick..
Got so bad even my hair looks sick... and I can't even explain how that looks but my locs don't look the same. They need to be pulled or somethin. I ain't shook 'em since Thursday. LOL
I probably would've gotten better faster if I had a good environment for a sick person to be in. My roomates and seemed like 100 of their friends decided to get GOOD and drunk and be billegerant till like 3 or 4 in the morning. Now yall know I'm gay for alcohol but not when young muhfuckas who can't handle they liquor are in my space. I'm an old school drinker, I like to get drunk and go to sleep... They think they gotta be up running up and down the hall all night to have a good drunk night.. Negative. And every 5 minutes a muthafucka was throwin up in my toilet!! You better believe on Sunday morning I told them they had to clean that shit up... Rediculous. I'm so not able. There's only one type of body fluid I like.. well, 2... and that I ain't one... Whooooo.. naw.
I don't have a topic to discuss today, yall. My mind has been high off various medications in addition to the regular ones I have to take everyday. I really want to go running to give my mind a break, but I reckon I need to get all the way better before I pass out somewhere on a tredmill or 4th street.
Being sick is no fun, I mean frustration like no other. I was frustrated almost to the point of tears. I hate laying around, but thats whatcha gotta do sometimes. Take care of yall's selves people. Or find a pretty girl with a pretty smile to help (Thanks, cheeks.. I owe you.)
Some1 shoot me some topics to write about...? I'm dry.
Song of the Day:. "I'm going in" -DJ Capcom's mix tape... (Wayne, Drizzy)
OH! and in reference to my title? When I say Ninja, I mean sickness.. Like.. I got the Ninja! Ya know..?
-C
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