Bruno

Morning.

Last night I went to go see Bruno. No one likes a good laugh more than me.. and yes, I did laugh at times. But... this movie just went to far. Cohen is a VERY talented actor... to be able to stay in character in those situations is no small feat.. But as a comedian, there are some things you must realize can NEVER be joked about.

In the beginning of the movie, he talked about Hitler like he was a damn movie star. I wish I remembered the direct quote... Something along the lines of.. "The first guy from Austria got rediculed because he wanted to try something new.." I don't think its EVER to make light of the Holocaust...

He tried to make sexual advances at Ron Paul, he made Paula Abdul sit on Mexican people, he traded an African baby for an iPod... THEN took a picture of him on a crucifix, he tried to get an Iraqi terriost group to kidnap him so he could become famous...

Frankly, some shit just isn't funny. I'm open-minded and I think its good to push boundries.. but he was just being distasteful for no reason...

Lets get famous for talent?

-C

Music. Part 1. The Bad.

I haven't blogged in ages.. I'm sorry. I've just been having some issues. Haven't really felt like myself. The depression has its bad days. I've had a slew. But a nigga ain't suicidal...

Went to church today, that gets harder and harder with each summer. My pastor died a year and a half ago. We still haven't seen a new pastor.. and the guys left... frankly can't preach. I never had a headache of boredum.. Pray for us.

Anywho, I've been on a music kick lately. Well, I'm always talking about the phenomenon we know as music. I don't listen to mainstream. Never turn on the radio.. cause when I do... I get mad. Today, I heard Charlie Wilson on a song with Lil Kim! and as much as I WANT to like "Birthday Sex" I just can't. We gonna ride out, fuck on your couch, sip moet and I don't get no candles or cake? Rewind.. whats wrong with that?

1. We gonna ride out and only end up at your house? If I'm getting cute and putting on my best gears [english speak for clothes] then we need to go to the club or somethin!

2. You gonna fuck me ON THE COUCH?! Its my damn birthday! Can I get a bed with some silk sheets, outside under a tree? SOMETHIN!

3. Sip Moet? If we only going to your house, fuckin on your couch AND I don't get candles or cake? I need something thats gonna FUCK ME UP... Where's Jose?!

All jokes aside.. The song sounds nice... But, ladies we really have to analyze these songs... And close our legs when things aren't up to par.

Next, Drake is fiiiiiinnnnneeee as hell.... Lil Wanye.. is not. Both are good rappers.. Their subject matter is just... "I wish I could fuck every girl in the world" Why? Your dick will fall straight off... I think I like that song a little tho.. The word play is too cute.. "Lesbihonest.." hehehehe

Ok, next entry... I'll talk about GOOD music.

-C

Tyra.

Alrighty, let me get in here and write something.

I'm watching Tyra. I love her. She has too much of an opinion to be a host but it works. Yesterday she talked about kids who saw dead people, spirits and auras and what not. Good times. Its true.

Today, Ty's talking about mommas who snoop too much. This woman is taking it a little far. She gotta see niggas driver's lisences and sniffs her daughters when they come home? Naw... if you raising your kids right then they'll act right. This woman needs a man or something. I thought my mom was crazy. If you let your kids be who they are, then they'll become productive citizens. If you treat them like inmates, then they'll become inmates.

She don't want her 15 and 16 year olds to get horny? Shiiiiit!

Well(p), I just wanted to let yall know I'm not dead.

-C