Monday, April 6, 2009

SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I wanna blog.. but I'm lazy.. so I came across this survey about SEX and I figure.. what the hell.. It's a good conversation starter.. LOL.. This survey includes all of my sexual experiences [male and female].. I kno I'm about to feel real exposed... but what the hell.. People need to feel more open about SEX!!! This is my effort to make people stop being so damn pru-dish...





What is it that you absolutely need sexually? an orgasm.. thats always the goal

What is something you have always wanted to try? I've always wanted to tie a muhfucka up..

What is something you have never done in bed before? squirted.

What time of day do you like to have sex? dusk... who am i kidding.. sex is good any time of day! LOL

What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? my partner bite their lip..

How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? puh-lease, my hands wander before the kiss.. ''please excuse my hands'' was once dedicated to me by my stripper friend... and there's an interesting story behind that.

If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Most likely excited unless it was a older family member..

Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Yes.. thats how you catch Mad Cow disease..

Have you ever faked an orgasm? Yes, it was 3am and I wanted her to get the hell off me, I was sleepy.

What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? Oh, all of it. LOL

Do you have any sexual regrets? Yes.. ugh.

If a lover cheated on you would you take them back? Pending a negative STD test.. we could still fuck if the sex was good.. but they wouldn't be on my team.

How Important is sex in your life? Very.

How Important is love in your life? Ehhh.. not so much.

What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf? When she threatened to commit suicide and I told her to go head. I was dead serious.

Do you believe in make-up sex? Yes.. It's great.

Have you ever told a complete stranger something you kept from a lover? Yep.

Have you ever had a one night stand? No.

Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so? Naw, I never know I'm rebounding till after the fact.

Who did you lose your virginity to? Ya kno.. thats debateable..

When and Where did you lose your virginity? my bed-room... or his..

If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back? The virginity experience? Change it.

Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant? HELL NO! Who do I look like? Ew..

Where would you have sex in public? A dressing room

Would you ever have sex while at work? Naw. I need the cheddar.

Would you have sex in the corner of a department store? No. Ew.

Would you have sex in the rain? Sure.

What movie makes you horny? Love and Basketball, Brown Sugar.. is it a coincidence that Sanaa Lathan is in both of those? LOL

What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp? 3

How many do you wish you could have? Call me crazy, but I'd rather have 1 explosive one.. cause multiple ones are too little for me..

What do you like Trimed,Shaved or natural? It doesn't need to be out of hand... I like a clean workspace... so if you expect me to put my mouth on it.. there doesn't need to be any hair.. but I don't like it bald...

Would you have sex in a dressing room? Look above.

What sounds do you like to hear during sex? Let me tell yall one time I asked this girl to say my name.. She said it all sexy-like.. I almost nutted on myself..

What sounds do you make during sex? I'm usually pretty quiet.. when I get horny, I growl.. Never fails.. and when the orgasm is REALLY good.. I moan like a bitch.

What words do you love to hear during sex? None, sex ain't time for conversation!

What do you yell during an orgasm? "Don't Stop!"

How many times a week do you like to have sex? 2 or 3, I need something to de-stress.. but I don't want it so much that I get bored with you or sore..

Do you want to try the 69 position? I have. Don't like it.

What are your three fav. positions? I like being on the bottom, doggy-style.. and I like sitting on faces..

What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body? My ears, behind my knees and my hips

Top or Bottom? Easier to make me cum if i'm on the bottom, but I can get my nutt on the top.

Bedroom or other room? bed-room.

Lights on or off? I don't want the lights on flourescent.. cause you gotta set the mood, but I don't want it pitch dark cause I'm visual.. I wanna see.

Public or Private? Private.. Ew.

Partially or Entirely naked? completely.. I can NOT cum if I have clothes on.. No joke.

Oil & Lotion or Candles & Egyptian Cotton Sheets? Oils and Lotion, I don't do candle wax..

Naughty Videos or Hott Photos? Videos.. fotos do nothing for me.

Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather? NAKED

Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle? Slow and Hard.. mmmmm..

Standing up or Laying down? I can't cum if I'm standing.

Soft or Firm touch? a perfect blend of the 2.

Under Covers or On top? Depends.

Would you ever have sex in your childhood bedroom? Seeing as thats someone elses house now.. prolly No..

Have you ever hooked up on a swing set? LOL, No.

Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo? Yea.

Any New Positions you havent done but want to try? Naw. Meaning I need to go back to the drawing board.

Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore? Naw.

Are there any secret desires you have never told? Naw.

Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex? Kitchen counter or bathroom sink.

What is your favorite thing about sex? The opportunity I have to have complete control over someone's physical pleasure.. being the reason behind someone's extacy.. I love to be someone's drug.

What is your favorite sexual setting? My dorm-room, with soft music playing (like floetry or d'angelo), window open, blinds up and our only light is the street-lights outside.

Whats your Favorite position? Don't have one.

Would you ever work out nude? No.

Would you have sex on the bench press? Ooohh.. good idea.

Would you ever fool around in a movie theater? I would and have.

Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf? I have.

Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf? I have.

Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person? More.

Who was on your mind while you did this survey? Strangley enough, myself. LOL naw seriously.. many people.. I ain't naming names.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Lonely.

Hey hey...

Someone put a baroque channel on my pandora. How lame.. LOL

Anywho, been a pretty eventful weekend so far. Went to the Pink Drag Show on campus last night. It was the bomb! Shout outs to Vickie, JuJu, and Cory.. they were hott! Afterwards I went out with Asshole, Aaron and Dustin.. all whom have been mentioned in previous entries. We had a pretty good time. It was a lil warehouse party. BYOB, my friends the ladykillers were Djaying. They are the damn bomb!

I had 2 epiphanys last night..

wait.. do you spell the plural of epiphany with a -ys or -ies?

The first one happened as I was sitting outside the warehouse trying to cool off. I was smoking a ciggarette. I don't smoke those so I must've tapped into some hidden wisdom via the nicotine. I realized that people are sooo fake... and I don't mean just superficial.. I mean, we allow certain things about ourselves to define our personalities... and I will use myself as an example because it's very true that the things we hate in others are our own flaws as well. For example, just because I'm black, doesn't mean.. (lemme think of a stereotype...) I have to eat watermelon... or just because I'm 'gay' doesn't mean I have to dress like a dude.. I used to feel this way because of a chick I was with that was sooo into my 'masculinity' that really didn't exist. I was putting up a front for her... I lost myself for a minute. I had to realize that I was a WOMAN. I have 38DD's and I come on my period every month. I had to get a grip on reality.

I'm writing this because there are those very close to me that let things like their sexuality and relationships define them and it hurts because they're forcing themseleves to be something that they are not. I went into the friendships because of the things I like about them.. and now they are changing.. I don't take it as a personal insult.. I just want my friend back.. dig? I think thats why I feel kind of down today...

I just wanna be alone with my thoughts and feelings..

Ugh..

-C

Friday, April 3, 2009

Your level of consideration: The gay prom story.

Hello.

I feel like you're my family. Whoever's reading right now, I miss you when I don't write. Thanks for reading my thoughts. Thanks for comments, keep them coming.

Anywho, we had 'gay' prom tonight on campus. Now, from my understanding.. it's supposed to be a second chance prom for those people who felt that they couldn't go to their proms because they were gay. I think that if you missed out on your own prom tryna be rebellious or for whatever reason, you stupid and should've just went with ya man or ya woman. I think that what gay people have to realize is that there isn't a 'gay' world and a 'straight' world.. it's just earth and we all have to live here together. Find your way to function in society just like every minority group in the past has. We all gotta live here, its 2009. Homophobe's will get over ya gay asses just like racists got over niggas... if they don't get over it, at least they'll eventually die.. LOL

And you can tell that white people came up with a gay prom... they ain't used to being discriminated against. Black gay kids go to prom however they want to.. white kids sit at home looking silly.. lol... ooohh.. am i stereotyping.. oops. LOL

Anywho, I'mma tell yall why I was feeling a bit salty tonight.
I was talking to this girl right? We'll call her... asshole.. [not to be confused with ignant-ass] anywho, I took her out to my favorite club a couple of weeks ago and I witnessed this girl asking for asshole's number.. now, I've never been one to cause I scene, and this other girl didn't even know that I brought asshole to the club with me. Let me explain something, whats mine is mine and I'm protective of her... Call me crazy, but I feel like if I brought you to the club with you, its cool for you to dance with whoever, but when it comes to exchanging number and excepting drinks? thats just plain disrespectful.

Anywho, so at this point I'm watching cause I want to see what kind of consideration level this girl has... she gives the girl her number and I'm standing 2 feet away!! At this point, in the back of my mind.. she just got X'd off the list of girls who can be on my team. But it was just the second time we went out and the first strike so I still talked to her.... because I believe in second chances..

Well, the shit hit the fan tonight...

She lied and told me that she gave the girl a 'fake' number AND played dumb when she showed up with this girl at prom tonight! I told her she must think I'm real stupid... then she claims that the girl found her on facebook.. let me pause and not get angry all over again..


.............................

Ok..

Let me back up, I'm moving to fast.. I already knew that asshole was bringing a date to prom tonight. We had an argument about the prom in general last night (strike 2) then of ALL people she can flaunt in my face she brought the girl who was unconsiously stepping on my nutts at the club! (STRIKE MUTHAFUCKIN 3!!) What an asshole! Hence the name!

I feel very disrespected, I ain't mad.. because I looked too cute at prom tonight and the ladies were all over me. She was hatin and I'm glad. I told her that I know she knows I'm flyy and she ruined it by bringing an old dyke with a damn lesiure suit on to the gay prom.. I ain't mad.. I've moved on already...

Story about the new girl tomorrow..

-C